why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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