I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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