I'm drive I can fine osifer
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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