Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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