Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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