Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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