your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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