Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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