Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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