dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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