Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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