The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Randomize
