Don't you send me to vm
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
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