I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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