The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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