is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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