Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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