i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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