Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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