so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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