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I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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