ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
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