I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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