My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Randomize
