We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
