is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
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