when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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