his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Someone signed my nipple.
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