I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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