What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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