just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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