Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
This is the high leading the old right now
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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