i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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