I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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