Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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