She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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