I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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