i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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