I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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