Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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