I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical�
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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