i will never coherently bang her
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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