hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Randomize
