Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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