is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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