is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
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