I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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