ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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