Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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