if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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